May 2013
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have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have
freddybenson:
i cant believe burger king bought tumblr
teapayne:
I’ve been 18+ since I was 12
yaoipeen:
when someone you like calls you cute
me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
lilmotel:
envyadams:
today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
kawaiians:
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
